i deleted my blog and tumblr immediately asked me if i want to sign up again
and here you are
the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life
Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.
is this what responsibilities look like
can i just
so bill nighy was wearing a motion capture suit and screaming at johnny depp
and johnny depp had to scream back
without either of them laughing
just imagine that. two grown men, one in pyjamas with balls on his face, and the other in a pirate costume, screaming at the top of their lungs at each other
How to use sand to freak people out
Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.
Toddler: Mama, I L-L-Looo
Mother: You love me?!
Toddler: Long ago the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years past and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, an Airbender named Aang. And although his airbending skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone. But I believe Aang can save the world.
Okay but imagine Sebastian ya know eating Ciel’s soul when the contract is over. And afterwards he keeps hearing Ciel telling him to do stuff. “Sebastian, get my tea!” “Sebastian, I-I had a nightmare.” “Sebastian!”
And Sebastian like keeps trying to go on with his life, and before long he can still feel Ciel’s soul inside of him because he refuses to let go of his little lord.
And Sebastian returns to the manor even after the servants sold it and are long dead and it’s now owned by the government because it’s historic and shit. Visitors swear it’s haunted by the Phantomhive’s butler, but it’s really just Sebastian trying to relive his butler days.
And Sebastian eventually dies of grief/starvation because he fuckING MISSES CIEL WHAT AM I DOING TO MYSELF
sebaciel is one of those ships that’s either tooth rotting fluff or ripping your heart out angst there is no inbetween.